The Burning Questions
Only on Fox... the nation's top cop answers the questions nobody else would dare put to him... because they're so completely irrelevant and stupid:
E.D. HILL: Ok. And finally, we were talking about this state pies. I don’t believe Texas has one. Florida is changing from key lime to pecan pie –
STEVE DOOCY: Yeah, maybe, it’s a big debate.
HILL: Now shouldn’t Texas lay claim to the pecan pie?
GONZALES: Oh, I’ll tell you, I’ve eaten some great — both key lime pie and pecan pie in Texas.
DOOCY: Are you a – if I can ask you a personal question – are you, sir, a pie a la mode man, do you prefer ice cream on the top or do you prefer whipped cream?
GONZALES: I’m not a whipped cream fan. I like good old blue bell vanilla ice cream from Texas.
HILL: The best. Ok, well, there’s an answer — thank you.
DOOCY: Alberto Gonzales, the attorney general of the United States and a confessed pie lover.
You won't see hard-hitting journalism like this anywhere else! Oh, wait, sadly, you will. All the time. Mm-hm.
Guys, next time, if you could throw in a question about how the Attorney General appeared to suggest there are other eavesdropping programs in his written answers to the Senate Judiciary Committee last week, that'd be great. Of course, I don't want to step on the ongoing pie debate. But if you could get one question in there, I'd appreciate it.